February 2011
I’m not quiet, I’m just an amazing listener.
I’m also not short, I just haven’t hit my growth spurt yet.
So to recap, fun size, great listener. Check.
January 2011
Hell has an address, and I'm standing on it's...
You know what’s great? Girls who constantly complain about how much they hate drama but then go and bring a bunch of it on themselves. Geniuses, I tell ya.
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
– George Carlin (via quote-book)
One more thing before I pass out. I just noticed an ex girlfriend (who I was actually on good terms with) reblogged something on her tumblr that said “reblog if you fell for a douchebag in 2010.” Whew, glad that’s cleared up. I was afraid I was a nice guy. Just kidding, it kind of hurt.
Ok, this is the right one this time. So yeah, this...
Nevermind. I’m an idiot and posted a song without vocals -__-
Anonymous asked: its surprising because you're a snazzy dresser with a sexy voice
Why are people always so surprised I’m single? No comprendo.
You know what sucks? How I’ve always been there for every single person that has ever needed me (not even exaggerating), but when I hit the lowest point of my life that I can remember last year, I had nobody. Nobody made it a point to try and cheer me up or get me out of the house. I had no one to lean on whatsoever. All I got was the occasional text or message asking how I was doing, but...
“You’re going to come across people in your life who will say all the right words...”
– Nicholas Sparks (via kari-shma)
“If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the...”
– David Sedaris (Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays)
I have a pretty bad bangover. If you don’t know what that is, it’s a hangover from headbanging. I get them regularly whenever we play shows. But don’t worry, I’m curing it with a big thing of baja blast.
Dear Cute Couples, stop being everywhere and stop...
I haven’t had taco bell in months. That was swell. What a swell night. I’m gonna go listen to The Swellers. Swell.
Fully prepared to be the only sober person at this house party tonight. But that’s ok, because I come bearing a sharpie to draw on people as they pass out. And we get to play music. Should be fun, even if it’s a total sausagefest.
“A pain stabbed my heart as it did every time I saw a girl I loved who was going...”
– Jack Kerouac (via quote-book)
Hey Rhode Island
Import some rad people, would ya? It seems like most of the people I want to hang out with live super far away, along with the girls I would actually date. Get your act together ocean state.
I just made the most amazing macaroni and cheese. Good lord. Musician, massage therapist, master chef. Sometimes I just want to date myself.
So how about Blue Valentine huh? A little depressing wouldn’t you say? I think it’s more depressing if you’ve had fights like they have. Guilty.
Brb, writing Brittany a song because I feel terrible I missed her visiting :[
wildcard-bitches-deactivated201 asked: I think you need to go on aim so we can talk about being snowed in. I don't get enough Rhode Islanders on here.
The indentation here next to me in my bed hurts more than you could know. But it’s not you, it’s just your memory weighing on the springs of my mattress, just like it weighs so heavy on my mind, yet more visibly.
wildcard-bitches-deactivated201 asked: So much for our movie night... sheesh. And a movie with James Franco on top of that!!
That settles it. Watching Eat Pray Love on on demand and eating ramen, all by my lonesome. Don’t judge me.
Inception bums me out now, because the last time I saw it was with Chelsea on one of the most amazing weekends of my life. Just scrolling by it on on demand brings everything rushing back. Lame.
Have you ever felt like you can’t focus or concentrate on anything? Like your body’s going through the motions but your mind won’t actually settle on anything, no matter how hard you try to make it? I don’t think I can accurately explain it, but that’s how I’ve felt for the past month or so, and it’s awful. It’s like my body’s doing all these...
wildcard-bitches-deactivated201 asked: I'll settle for a snowed in movie marathon.
wildcard-bitches-deactivated201 asked: Come play in the snow with me.
“A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the...”
– Winston S. Churchill (via kari-shma)
